mintypineapple

Hi, I'm Ken!

I like puppies and kittens and books on human deformity!


I believe that midgets are evil and that my dad was the Fonz!


Seriously, the only reason I'm joining this forum is so I can hang
out with Death. Ever since I started my new job as the Badger
Wrangler for local Animal Control, I feel like I want to be on his
good side.


Plus, theres a forum here that mention's discussing me and I'm
really into talking about myself.


Whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Welcome! Have something I found while googling "midget fonz":

All it takes to get on my good side is a few cold ones, but you already know that, don't ya Socrates. You remember that weekend in Idaho at the all you can eat buffet at Big Jim's roadside bar and smurf museum. We were so WASTED! You got all in that midget's face, and then the fight broke out. I mean, that Poppa Smurf double sized collectible figurine and bottle opener had to have been removed surgically from that guy! HAD TO! Of course when Death's got your back, it takes the fight out of those evil little bastards.
Good times, good times.
Sorry I'm gonna miss the chugfest on the 13th. But maybe later on I can arrange some soul harvesting up Boston way, that is if you can stay away from the midgets this time, seeing as how I ain't gonna be there to bail ya out. Course, I could always send the scythe with Joe.