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Hello, I'm Death. I'm a regular on the Minty Pineapple staff. You can check me out in a lot of AJ's (that's what people who know Aloha Joe call him, at least to his face. Okay, I lied, I just call him Joe.) movies and vids. If you want to know the horrible facts and behind the scenes scandals behind Minty Pineapple Entertainments, I'm your guy (See, I know the janitor there, and he tells me everything, which is a good thing because AJ won't let me on the set until it's time to shoot. He just mutters in that menacing voice, you know the one, about something smelling like death warmed over. It's very insensitive of him. I can't help it if I have to wear a black cloak in the middle of summer. It's just part of the job). Anyway, I met the infamous "Aloha Joe" one day when I was suppose to reap him. Of course, he challenged me to play for a chance to win his soul back. Well, he won, so I challenged him for best two out of three, with me doing his beck and call if I lost again. I still think he cheated (who picks rock TWICE! You usually go paper after ROCK!). Anyway, I guess I'll just hang around here and complain. It's cheaper than therapy.

Shut up and get back in the cage.