mintypineapple

And I'm an alcoholic. No, wait. I'm the founder of Minty Pineapple Entertainments! I'm 19 years old, blue eyes, black hair (though naturally blonde), 6'ish, sexy, and crazy. I like movies, books, long walks on the beach, and sitting nude in washing machines. I live in Alabama. Please don't hold that against me. I have 1 dog, Marvin, and 2 parents, mom and dad. I'm really hoping that this forum will become a real happening place. If not, I can hide the dead bodies here.

My name is Emily and I'm not an alcoholic, but I strongly believe that if I work really hard and stay focused, that might one day change. I enjoy reading, writing, beer, going to the beach to ogle barely dressed men, and attacking random strangers with hockey sticks to see how they react (for research purposes only).

The rest is a secret (or, as it is generally referred to in the court system, "criminal evidence").

Hi Minty Entertainments! I won't hold you living in Alabama against you if you won't hold being born in Alabama against me.

I won't hold against you... unless you want me to. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Welcome! Have this:



See you at the beach.

Hi Emily!
*Death waves in a menacingly but good-natured way*

Hi im Vampy and I own AlohaJoe in the face.. k'thx

It's true. She does. Welcome! Have this:

Some of my best friends are vampires! Welcome aboard!